Everyone is talking about this little nit wit who has not done anything worthwhile with her slick
I had already heard that she got out of jail yesterday while I was at work. I didn't get any details though, just as I didn't get any details either when whe was on trial and was sentenced to jail. I'm just not interested and couldn't care less.
Then I go home from working all day and what do I come home to? Paris all over the TV!! My daughter, who knows how I just have no patience for this garbage, siddles up to me and says, "Paris got out of jail. Guess why?". Rolling my eyes, I say "Why?" She goes, "She got a rash and had a mental breakdown" pause........longer pause because I'm just sitting in bed looking at her with my 'what do I care' look. Then "Bwahahahaha!!!!!" Well duh, people who go to jail get and just get a rash and mental anguish are called princesses! Regular people go through much worse for lesser offenses. Give me a break! Besides, she probably brought that freaking rash with her and infected the jail with it.
So all night long, they kept poking their head in my room to give me snippets of why Paris was let out of jail. Comedy central had a blast last night. If she doesn't do anything else with her sorry life, at least Paris Hilton can say she gave plenty of materials to standups and talk show hosts. For me, I went to sleep.