I get my best jokes from Reader's Digest. It's my daily read as it's usually the one magazine I keep in the bathroom. Just this morning, I was telling my husband about a joke I read and he thought it was funny too. I'm paraphrasing but it kind of goes like this: A guy finally received his post-graduate degree (mind you) in archeology and go a job as one working on a dig site. So he's on the job, covered in mud and digging in the ground when a mother and son passes by. The mother takes a look at him and turns to her son, "You see what happens to people who don't finish school?"
BTW, someone got paid for the joke. In case you didn't know, you can submit a joke or funny story to Reader's Digest and if they use it in their publication, they will pay you up to $300! If you're not a subscriber or just don't like laughing in the bathroom, you can visit RD Laughs Main page and look through their collection of jokes and Funny Cartoons. The online RD trumps the printed version in one way, they can post videos! You can go online and peruse though their collection of very funny but clean Stand-up Videos.
You can get your daily dose of laughter without sitting in the potty like I do, all you have to do is sign up for the newsletter or subscribe to their RSS feed.